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Nummy Juice: NSFW
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Photoset reblogged from YOU CAN'T SAY MY LAST NAME
And instead of being productive, I drew Fem!lock which is something I really don’t understand but I thought I would try it since everyone else has. I imagine she’d definitely have that haughty model look all the time.
Stunned speechless.
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Post reblogged from Look to the stars. They are your past and future.
Turquoise is the best colour in the world.
It’s cyantifically proven.you fucking didnt
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Post reblogged from après moi, le déluge
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
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Post reblogged from Look to the stars. They are your past and future.
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
oh it’s a sandwich if you’re doing it right
wink wink
lick lick
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Photoset reblogged from The Inner Machinations of My Mind are an Enigma
RIP Slug
Get a load of the ACTING from that slug. Just lying there all sluglike, slime trail and all. You see that twitch? He knows she’s coming. You can feel his fear.
Do I smell a BAFTA? Best Performance by a Mollusk.
that’s some hardcore method acting right there. Forget stabbing your hand like dicaprio, this slug is dying for it’s art.
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Photo reblogged from The Science of Johnlock
I swear I was a straight man before I saw this
You win best comment on my post.
(Source: cumbercolllective)
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Post reblogged from Rubberbutt Candlestick
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.(Source: blackpowwer)
